Nellie the nudist queen.
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Titre: Nellie the nudist queen
Artis: Ross and Sargent
Parol: *
Musiq: *
Langu: An
Album: *
Annee: 1933
copyR: *
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Nellie was a city gal
More than nine cents pure
'till a country guy
Came a-riding by
On a ten cent trolley tour
His eyes were mean
His heart was black
And this inter-urban tramp
Beguiled poor Nell and took her back
To his nearby nudist camp.
His cohorts looked her over on a picturesque ravine
From orchestra and balcony to second mezzanine
And then and there elected her to be their nudist queen
Oh she's so sweet when she appears
The corns all eyes instead of ears
Taxi drivers stip their gears
For Nellie the nudist queen.
Her point of view is rather quaint
She holds her subjects in restraint
"Though love is blind, the neighbours ain't"
Says Nellie the nudist queen.
Among the trees with birds and bees
She flutters and she flitters
She rambles and she gambles and
She tottles and she titters
When Nell goes by all nature thrills
Mountaineers desert their stills
There's more than gold in them thar hills
There's Nellie the nudist queen
Now her overhead expense to say the least is very small
She never needs a tailor, there's no laundry bill at all
And her meals are always splendid in her out-of-doors mirage
A dinner for a dollar and of course no cover charge.
When you see a nudist wedding as we did the other day
You can watch the groom's expression when they give the bride away
You can tell by her reaction if the model's old or new
You can always tell the best man at a nudist wedding too.
Now some creditors came calling at a clearing in the hills
And asked to see a statement that would justify her bills
When they viewed her liabilities, the atmosphere was tense
But when she showed her assets, boy her assets were a mess !
So we're going back to nature to go naked XXXXXXXX
With a great big tin of asprin and menthol for our nose
Thought only God can make a tree, as famous poets tell
It seems if he can make a tree we ought to make our Nell.
A blindman came the other day
Through his pencils right away
Took off his specs and said : "I'll stay"
To Nellie the nudist queen.
A boy of five came out to chat
She gave his cheeks a playful pat
The kid cried : "Mama, buy me that"
Nellie the nudist queen
Like anciant Greeks
The human freaks
About the fields go naked
There's good clean fun
Out in the sun
That is if you can take it.
Oh, she's a woodland nymph at play
Round and wheel, she's XXXXX
She's got clas with a capital K
Nellie the nudist queen.
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